Tuesday, March 29, 2011

In memorium

This is a true conversation. I have changed the names of the people involved to Max, Sheena, and Ella. I have done this to protect their true identities from sexual predators, deviants and ghosts.




22:17
i knew we would meet again.

there he is
how was YOUR tram?

good

ok

k

do you think im too fat

really?
do you think i am getting a gut?
you're perfect

YOU'RE perfect

no YOU are

chrs

no I AM
I AM PERFECT

i know
oh yeah, so where were you and sheena getting drunk last inght?

at a gay beat
answer to that!
PLEASE
no. we went to denn and scored the 10 dollar parma and pot deal
then ella got us very very drunk on free alcohol.
then i rode back to hers and satayed the night
i satayed the night
with my satay sauce

i love sataying nights
so delish
i had a really civilised evening
i cleaned the house, ate a roo steak and salad and watched current affairs shows on abc

that is so smart like
it make me horny
that fact make me horny to know it
to know it that u are kind smart like that in ways
know what i come from
i mean mean
you know right but?
baha
i am fuuny

this is horrible

that is a cvilised evening indeed/
i had no intention to make my night like that with sheena
WHY IS THAT HORRIBLE?!

its just a bad joke scheme

why?

the kid who is bad at grammar but gets toey at the sound of someone being civilised character

does it make you squirm?
it is hilarious!

yeah, i dont see a future for this character

i do

how much further can it develop?

i think it is funny.

i want it aborted

aborted is on similar bases of gorund in ways like that are themes of in ways kind of about abortions against religions morals and ideas socials

what
did you drink 1x whole beer tonight or something

yes
i did
max. i did do that.
i am jsut trying to have an opinion on adult topics.

you are fucken slaughtered bro
wanna skype?

um. no. i don't. i am agianst the prespects of the ways in that we, as a social forum can
you know?
yeah
i'm writing an essay about that.
no. i would love to skype. but my dad is in the next room. doing homework.
MAX

JIM
?

yeah?
oh yeah.
do i make you lol?

sometimes, do i make you do that?
i always laught at things you do actually
i dont think ive made a joke that youve found funny in ages
why do you hate me so much?

i do not hate you so much
you make me leaough
leauogh
you do maxi pon
you say very good humour funny ha things

thank you
you know whats weird?

what?
what is weird
i am scared
i feel tension
building
over facebook chat
i do not like this

yesterday at tm, some show called "in the mood" went on sale, and it made me think about the film"in the mood for love" all day, and then i went home and you had blogged about it!
also, ive started sleeping with women again

YES!
really?
:(
yeah



can you proof read this and tell me if it's publishable for LAMM8
???

yeah email it to me?

SENT

hahaha
were you realling sewing skirts?
whats a pencil skirt?

oh there's a few errors in there.
i may have made my sister one
which she never wore.
so i did.
but more like age 4
or 5
i dunno






noooooooooooo
i have bloggers block
:-(
: - (
i get tweeters block all the time
your grandpa one was great!

really?

yeah i think so

but it wasn't nuanced enough
did it make you lol

yeah actually maybe you are relying a little to much on your sexual orientation for material
wait
is there anything more to your personality than the fact that you are gay?
i know that all i am in a homosexual, nothing more
*is a homosexual
are you the same?

hmhmhmhmh
yeah
i am
i am going too
i am v tired

yep. good plan

nighty night

night

night
night
night
night
night
night
night
night
night
night
ngiht

goodbye james

nhgit
ntigh
nthgin
gnoty

nothing

what?

nthgin looks like nothing
night on
nothing
night
im so tired

m 2

can we go to bed

wait
do you like my dp?

oh yes i meant to mention that
when was that done?

when you were o.s.
do you like tp's photo of me and you can sick my dick and balls clearly defined?

next time you look through your display pics, and wonder what people will think of you - what conclusion do you think they will come to from the first 4 dps?

GAY
no
"art"
"the homoerotic"

i cant really see your dick in tess' photo

well
a good crotch
what do you think people gather from my 1st 4 dps?

"interesting"

and...

"might be interesting to get to know"

yes
good .
can i publish thi swhole conversationon lamm8
it was a good one
gud 1
sorry
i can edit out the rood bits
r00d

which bits are good?

all of it

is this my promised cameo??

we are funny 2gether
yes
yes it is